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Pluto, v. 1, issue 4, September 1940

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40        Famous Jokes from Other PLANETS
   (and PLANETOIDS, METEORS, COMETS, STAR, NEBULAE, MOONS, GALAXIES, UNIVERSES, and SUPER GALAXIES.)

   It begins to appear that any similarity between PLANETS mentioned on this page, and actual ones,  both living and dead, is purely coincidental!
         No---5 Oysteroid, X----94.
   Question: Why doesn't a Cerean Oystermite, make its home in an Oystermitorium?
 
   Answer: Because its home is an OYSTEROID!
                       (suggested by D.B. Thompson.)

                 No--6 HYDROPHOBIA.
   1st Hydrophone: "Whats the difference between BOB TUCKER, and a fried ZYZZYZ?"
   2nd Hydrophobe: "I dunno."
   1st Hydrophobe: "Then I guess I won't send you after TUCKER, Ha, ha!
                     the end.
                done by damon knight.

             No--7 LUNA (again)
   Rocketeer: "There's something about you that appeals to me--"

   Moon Maid: "My goodness'"

   Rocketeer: "No, it isn't that--"
                             (Ron Holmes, is responsible.)

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40 Famous Jokes from Other PLANETS (and PLANETOIDS, METEORS, COMETS, STAR, NEBULAE, MOONS, GALAXIES, UNIVERSES, and SUPER GALAXIES.) It begins to appear that any similarity between PLANETS mentioned on this page, and actual ones, both living and dead, is purely coincidental! No---5 Oysteroid, X----94. Question: Why doesn't a Cerean Oystermite, make its home in an Oystermitorium? Answer: Because its home is an OYSTEROID! (suggested by D.B. Thompson.) No--6 HYDROPHOBIA. 1st Hydrophone: "Whats the difference between BOB TUCKER, and a fried ZYZZYZ?" 2nd Hydrophobe: "I dunno." 1st Hydrophobe: "Then I guess I won't send you after TUCKER, Ha, ha! the end. done by damon knight. No--7 LUNA (again) Rocketeer: "There's something about you that appeals to me--" Moon Maid: "My goodness'" Rocketeer: "No, it isn't that--" (Ron Holmes, is responsible.)