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En Garde, whole no. 9, March 1944
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page 6. and otherwise to eat the same or give the same away with or without the rind, skin, pulp or pits, anything hereinbefore or hereinafter or in any other means of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding." And then another lawyer would come along and take it away from you. Ah, Progress! Monkeyschatterconstantlywhalesaroalwaysspoutingoffinsectsbuzzfrom A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF THE FANTASTIC SENSE The world goes right on solving its problems in the old crude, hard-working ways. But turn the job over to a fan and.... Well, take for instance the snow removal problem so real to the Northern States. The world uses strong backs and shovels. But a fan would spread tarpaulins along the streets when it began to snow. Just think how simple it would be then to roll up the tarpaulins, shake the snow out of the canvas into the river (being careful to sort out any of the cars that might be included), and have nice clean streets without all that back-breaking labor! dawntodawnandpeopletalktoomuchohgiveusthegoodoldpiscatorialagequiet COINCIDENCE One day we picked up a lovely female passenger in our taxicab. She wanted to go our to the American Legion Hospital. She dropped a remark about this being her first time in Battle Creek, and that she didn't know anybody here. We felt that such a situation was exceedingly tragic and should not longer obtain. So we introduced ourself. In the ensuing conversation we learned that she was nurse, was from Cincinnatti, Ohio, and was going to work here. We idly remarked that we had a friend in a hospital in Cincinnatti. She asked what his name was, and we told her, Charles Tanner. She then exclaimed, "Why, he was one of my patients!" About six months later we picked up another nurse at the hospital where we had taken her. We asked this nurse if the other one still worked here. She informed us that the gal had left just a week before. Then we told her about the strange coincidence. She informed us that she was from Cinicinnatti too, and wanted to know the name of our friend there. We told her, and she burst out, "Why he was my patient too!" One encounters the strangest things driving a taxi! Puttyisusedtofillcracksowowillfillthissenewwithitputtyputtyputtyputt Slanshack's newest member is Chloe, a black cocker. She is very smart and eats anything. She just loves all kinds of raw vegetables, even including onions and radishes, and she loves coffee & coca-cola. The other day she was gazing longingly at Moon Pool. Maybe she reads !
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page 6. and otherwise to eat the same or give the same away with or without the rind, skin, pulp or pits, anything hereinbefore or hereinafter or in any other means of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding." And then another lawyer would come along and take it away from you. Ah, Progress! Monkeyschatterconstantlywhalesaroalwaysspoutingoffinsectsbuzzfrom A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF THE FANTASTIC SENSE The world goes right on solving its problems in the old crude, hard-working ways. But turn the job over to a fan and.... Well, take for instance the snow removal problem so real to the Northern States. The world uses strong backs and shovels. But a fan would spread tarpaulins along the streets when it began to snow. Just think how simple it would be then to roll up the tarpaulins, shake the snow out of the canvas into the river (being careful to sort out any of the cars that might be included), and have nice clean streets without all that back-breaking labor! dawntodawnandpeopletalktoomuchohgiveusthegoodoldpiscatorialagequiet COINCIDENCE One day we picked up a lovely female passenger in our taxicab. She wanted to go our to the American Legion Hospital. She dropped a remark about this being her first time in Battle Creek, and that she didn't know anybody here. We felt that such a situation was exceedingly tragic and should not longer obtain. So we introduced ourself. In the ensuing conversation we learned that she was nurse, was from Cincinnatti, Ohio, and was going to work here. We idly remarked that we had a friend in a hospital in Cincinnatti. She asked what his name was, and we told her, Charles Tanner. She then exclaimed, "Why, he was one of my patients!" About six months later we picked up another nurse at the hospital where we had taken her. We asked this nurse if the other one still worked here. She informed us that the gal had left just a week before. Then we told her about the strange coincidence. She informed us that she was from Cinicinnatti too, and wanted to know the name of our friend there. We told her, and she burst out, "Why he was my patient too!" One encounters the strangest things driving a taxi! Puttyisusedtofillcracksowowillfillthissenewwithitputtyputtyputtyputt Slanshack's newest member is Chloe, a black cocker. She is very smart and eats anything. She just loves all kinds of raw vegetables, even including onions and radishes, and she loves coffee & coca-cola. The other day she was gazing longingly at Moon Pool. Maybe she reads !
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