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Fantasy Fictioneer, v. 1, issue 2, January-February 1940
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44 CALIBRE S-F STORIES Feb 31, 1492 Vol % Number 6 1/4 Price ! per annum "AD INFERNUM" our motto; In Latin: "to hell" Brain-panned by Hoy Ping Pong & Mark Hop Ching This is an amateur publication and that fact is apt to seep thru to u before many lines more; with a select reader list. If you don't care for our magazine pause to think of the reams of the same we could produce with the help of a dash of salts. Advertisements and subscriptions will be exchanged on equal basis provided we get the best of the deal. Letters containing manuscripts and subscription will be promptly burned; if the money wasn't counterfeit the ashes will be carefully sifted Any similarity to actual persons, either living or they usually are otherwise, is not only intended but highly desirable. Sue us. This magazine supports, aids and abetts michelism, communism, fascism, new -fandomism, plagarism. capitalism, tuckerism, imperialism, technocracyism, kuttnerism, ismism and all other sundry insidious organizations out to overthrow the government, Utopia and New Fandom. Send us data on your local revolt... if it's revolting enough we will get in on the ground floor and thow all our resources, liabilities & debts behind you to trip you up! IN THIS ISSUE I LOVE SCIENCE-FICTION, BUT OH YOU KID! (Sensational inside story of why girls join science fiction leagues!) This article banned by TWS. BY UNDERGROUND TUNNEL TO LUNA (Sensational expose of a man who dug a hole to escape income tax collectors and emerged on the moon!) This story banned by the Dept. of Infernal Revenue. WHO'S BEHIND THE 8-BALL AT AMAZING! (Sensational fact-article from a professional editor, interviewed at a game of pool!) This article banned by Ziff-Davis! HOW I CRASHED ASTOUNDING! (Sensational yarn of a window-washer who fell thru a skylight into an editor's lap!) This story banned by Street & Smith ! I MARRIED MY SCIENCE-FICTION COLLECTION! (A sensational true-life story of a fan who wasn't satisfied untill Marvel Tales appeared !) This just banned by every local States Attorney! FANS IS PIGS (Sensational fact-article pertaining to the capacities and manners of fans who dine out!) This article banned by ________ (fill in your name) On the cover this month we see a particularly revolting scene, as depicted by cover-artist Izzt A. Messe from our feature story "Revolt of the Tax-payers" by Whiskey Drummer, Jr.
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44 CALIBRE S-F STORIES Feb 31, 1492 Vol % Number 6 1/4 Price ! per annum "AD INFERNUM" our motto; In Latin: "to hell" Brain-panned by Hoy Ping Pong & Mark Hop Ching This is an amateur publication and that fact is apt to seep thru to u before many lines more; with a select reader list. If you don't care for our magazine pause to think of the reams of the same we could produce with the help of a dash of salts. Advertisements and subscriptions will be exchanged on equal basis provided we get the best of the deal. Letters containing manuscripts and subscription will be promptly burned; if the money wasn't counterfeit the ashes will be carefully sifted Any similarity to actual persons, either living or they usually are otherwise, is not only intended but highly desirable. Sue us. This magazine supports, aids and abetts michelism, communism, fascism, new -fandomism, plagarism. capitalism, tuckerism, imperialism, technocracyism, kuttnerism, ismism and all other sundry insidious organizations out to overthrow the government, Utopia and New Fandom. Send us data on your local revolt... if it's revolting enough we will get in on the ground floor and thow all our resources, liabilities & debts behind you to trip you up! IN THIS ISSUE I LOVE SCIENCE-FICTION, BUT OH YOU KID! (Sensational inside story of why girls join science fiction leagues!) This article banned by TWS. BY UNDERGROUND TUNNEL TO LUNA (Sensational expose of a man who dug a hole to escape income tax collectors and emerged on the moon!) This story banned by the Dept. of Infernal Revenue. WHO'S BEHIND THE 8-BALL AT AMAZING! (Sensational fact-article from a professional editor, interviewed at a game of pool!) This article banned by Ziff-Davis! HOW I CRASHED ASTOUNDING! (Sensational yarn of a window-washer who fell thru a skylight into an editor's lap!) This story banned by Street & Smith ! I MARRIED MY SCIENCE-FICTION COLLECTION! (A sensational true-life story of a fan who wasn't satisfied untill Marvel Tales appeared !) This just banned by every local States Attorney! FANS IS PIGS (Sensational fact-article pertaining to the capacities and manners of fans who dine out!) This article banned by ________ (fill in your name) On the cover this month we see a particularly revolting scene, as depicted by cover-artist Izzt A. Messe from our feature story "Revolt of the Tax-payers" by Whiskey Drummer, Jr.
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