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Fantasy Fictioneer, v. 1, issue 2, January-February 1940
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INTO THE SUBMICROSCOPIC a great story by Binder and Breaker Chapter IV What has gone on before: "Entirely too much!".... Microscopes furned without charge upon request, for a nominal sum. To Be Concluded OUR REGULAR MONTHLY INTERVIEW Subject: H.G. Wells (Sorry, our calling reporter could not get past the first butler at the Wells manse to even report on the state of clenilness of the place; besides H.G. wasn't at home; besides our man never even left US....due to some vague uneasiness in Europe just now, his passport was held up.) However, next month we plan to bring you an intimate chit-chat with that other great European story-teller, none other than the author of "Mein Kampf"! COMING IN OUR NEXT ISSUE! "Sky-Park-Three", a great story by a grate author, dealing with the terrific traffic problems in the upper levels. -by 2E Smitty "The Canali at Work" a revealing article by an author who knows his insides and spills the works for you! With X-ray photo's! -by Dr Hugo Bladder -plus our usual thrilling departments and features, and a reader's column! GNUS OF THE PROS by Ray Wirebrads ... the latest issue of Astoundin can be purchased at the local newsstand for twenty cents ..... Stupendous Saucy Stories is a big fraud! --- The first issue which we are all ravig over, has never appeared,.... 10 years ago Tom Jones purchased his first science fiction mag; he has never bought or read one since.....TWS will feature "Brain Laters of the Moon" next issue.... Strattling Stories cover story next ish will be "Brain Laters of Lunda"; Hamilton is re-writing the first three words so you won't detect any similarity..... Fantasy Tales will not put out a sister mag, but is readying several cousins to annoy us with... Rumors reaching here indicate the IFF convention in Chicago next year will be held atop flag-poles to accomodate the fly-by-nights in fandom......The spaceship that took off last week will never reach Mars -- we put a firecracker in the fuel tank -- popping fun, eh what?.....And did you hear what the calf said to the silo?: "Is my fodder in 'dere?" ... toodle-opps you lucky peeple! - Ray W Flash news! We received the following thrilling telegram as we went to press, from O.G. Whatafake, President of the Demon Rocket Society, containing some startling news in the field of rocketry. "Rocket ships haven't been invented on Earth yet! " Stop We feel sure all our readers will agree with the good Doctor, and lend whatever moral or material aid they can afford. Send all contributions in care of us!
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INTO THE SUBMICROSCOPIC a great story by Binder and Breaker Chapter IV What has gone on before: "Entirely too much!".... Microscopes furned without charge upon request, for a nominal sum. To Be Concluded OUR REGULAR MONTHLY INTERVIEW Subject: H.G. Wells (Sorry, our calling reporter could not get past the first butler at the Wells manse to even report on the state of clenilness of the place; besides H.G. wasn't at home; besides our man never even left US....due to some vague uneasiness in Europe just now, his passport was held up.) However, next month we plan to bring you an intimate chit-chat with that other great European story-teller, none other than the author of "Mein Kampf"! COMING IN OUR NEXT ISSUE! "Sky-Park-Three", a great story by a grate author, dealing with the terrific traffic problems in the upper levels. -by 2E Smitty "The Canali at Work" a revealing article by an author who knows his insides and spills the works for you! With X-ray photo's! -by Dr Hugo Bladder -plus our usual thrilling departments and features, and a reader's column! GNUS OF THE PROS by Ray Wirebrads ... the latest issue of Astoundin can be purchased at the local newsstand for twenty cents ..... Stupendous Saucy Stories is a big fraud! --- The first issue which we are all ravig over, has never appeared,.... 10 years ago Tom Jones purchased his first science fiction mag; he has never bought or read one since.....TWS will feature "Brain Laters of the Moon" next issue.... Strattling Stories cover story next ish will be "Brain Laters of Lunda"; Hamilton is re-writing the first three words so you won't detect any similarity..... Fantasy Tales will not put out a sister mag, but is readying several cousins to annoy us with... Rumors reaching here indicate the IFF convention in Chicago next year will be held atop flag-poles to accomodate the fly-by-nights in fandom......The spaceship that took off last week will never reach Mars -- we put a firecracker in the fuel tank -- popping fun, eh what?.....And did you hear what the calf said to the silo?: "Is my fodder in 'dere?" ... toodle-opps you lucky peeple! - Ray W Flash news! We received the following thrilling telegram as we went to press, from O.G. Whatafake, President of the Demon Rocket Society, containing some startling news in the field of rocketry. "Rocket ships haven't been invented on Earth yet! " Stop We feel sure all our readers will agree with the good Doctor, and lend whatever moral or material aid they can afford. Send all contributions in care of us!
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