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Milty's Mag, June 1941

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Milty's Mag                                        Page fifteen
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So think it over, dear readers, withhold your opinions until you know the inside story, and don't believe everything you read in the newspapers.

   We also hate to spoil Jack's spoiling of our little joke in re the IQ. We remember from our semester of psychology that IQ in the adult is an indication of the rate of mental growth of the child. The point of our Joke, which Jack missed, is the fact that IQ exams are rated in such a way that the average must be 100, for an IQ of 100 indicates the average in the first place.

Frankly, we are getting quite tired of Jack's list of lies, misstatements, etc. And that is a hint. 

   For SusPro I won't say much, incidentally, the fellow in the office whom Jack mentioned, misunderstood what I had asked him, due to the noise around us, and therefore I misunderstood what I had asked him, due to the noise around us, and therefore I misunderstood what he told me, which is why I thought he claimed to write Darker than you Think.

   Jack should learn to stop down his lens when taking flash pictures at close range.

Guess that's all. ...Which is a hell of a way to end an article.
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I got so interested in the argument that I left the heading off the last page and didn't notice it until I was completely through. Oh, my, I just noticed that I left a line out of this page, too. it is: As a whole, Ramblings was very much unenjoyed. That is a hint, also.
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Flash!!! MILTY IS GOING TO BE AT THE DENVENTION!!!! Flash!!!

When interviewed, Milty made the statement that he had come to the conclusion it was silly being a superman if you couldn't just take a book and learn calculus out of it, especially if you already know what it was all about. So he decided not to go to summer school and immediately thought up two dozen other things to do, which made Lester Del Rey very disgusted, for Lester is trying to make Milty as lazy as Lester is. Isn't that a laugh? Things planned so far are: write article on superman, write two stories, learn calculus, go to the Denvention, play table tennis tournaments, learn the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (he is up to the third page of the fugue already), memorize Liebestraum, figure out how a rocket works, find out how relativity works, and forget all the chemistry he knows. Anybody want to keep a score?
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I am being stood up. Jack was supposed to come here to do some mimeographing and he isn't here. Guess I'll go out and eat some supper or dinner or something.
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Milty's Mag Page fifteen _________________________________________ So think it over, dear readers, withhold your opinions until you know the inside story, and don't believe everything you read in the newspapers. We also hate to spoil Jack's spoiling of our little joke in re the IQ. We remember from our semester of psychology that IQ in the adult is an indication of the rate of mental growth of the child. The point of our Joke, which Jack missed, is the fact that IQ exams are rated in such a way that the average must be 100, for an IQ of 100 indicates the average in the first place. Frankly, we are getting quite tired of Jack's list of lies, misstatements, etc. And that is a hint. For SusPro I won't say much, incidentally, the fellow in the office whom Jack mentioned, misunderstood what I had asked him, due to the noise around us, and therefore I misunderstood what I had asked him, due to the noise around us, and therefore I misunderstood what he told me, which is why I thought he claimed to write Darker than you Think. Jack should learn to stop down his lens when taking flash pictures at close range. Guess that's all. ...Which is a hell of a way to end an article. _______________________________________ _______________________________________ I got so interested in the argument that I left the heading off the last page and didn't notice it until I was completely through. Oh, my, I just noticed that I left a line out of this page, too. it is: As a whole, Ramblings was very much unenjoyed. That is a hint, also. _______________________________________ _______________________________________ Flash!!! MILTY IS GOING TO BE AT THE DENVENTION!!!! Flash!!! When interviewed, Milty made the statement that he had come to the conclusion it was silly being a superman if you couldn't just take a book and learn calculus out of it, especially if you already know what it was all about. So he decided not to go to summer school and immediately thought up two dozen other things to do, which made Lester Del Rey very disgusted, for Lester is trying to make Milty as lazy as Lester is. Isn't that a laugh? Things planned so far are: write article on superman, write two stories, learn calculus, go to the Denvention, play table tennis tournaments, learn the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (he is up to the third page of the fugue already), memorize Liebestraum, figure out how a rocket works, find out how relativity works, and forget all the chemistry he knows. Anybody want to keep a score? _______________________________________ I am being stood up. Jack was supposed to come here to do some mimeographing and he isn't here. Guess I'll go out and eat some supper or dinner or something. _______________________________________