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Snide, issue 1, May 1940

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had a feeling that various objects were crawling about in a hideous fashion when he wasn't looking at then  And beside, there was a girl in the room.
     She had black hair, he noticed some time later. For the rest, she was wearing a rather radical minimum of clothes, and was provided
with a prodigal amount of curves in the usual places.
     Willus stood up  "Well - I,"     he said; and lifted an eyebrow.
     "PUT DOWN THAT EYEBROW!" the girl said
sharply. Her attractiveness,   he now noted, was marred by the presence of an ugly little atom gun in her right hand.
     "I don*t see why," said Willus seriously. "Do you mean to stand there pointing a
double-atomic cathartic DeLameter barytron blaster at me and not let me have even an eyebrow?"
     The girl looked away "I don't care," she said sullenlv.       A girl has to have some fun. It's getting so you can't kill anybody without somebody making a fuss. Fuss it's one thing and then it's that I don't like it."
     "Who are you? asked   Willus, who.was now
beginning to take in such minor details as eyes and hair.
     "I'm a paradox," she answered, sadly.*I'm supposed to be the Girl from Infinity - ."
      *Ah," cried Willus.
      "...but I've never been out of Infinity so I can't possibly be from it. It's very confusing."
     "I can imagine," began Willus, and was about to go on to how what she needed was someone

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had a feeling that various objects were crawling about in a hideous fashion when he wasn't looking at then And beside, there was a girl in the room. She had black hair, he noticed some time later. For the rest, she was wearing a rather radical minimum of clothes, and was provided with a prodigal amount of curves in the usual places. Willus stood up "Well - I," he said; and lifted an eyebrow. "PUT DOWN THAT EYEBROW!" the girl said sharply. Her attractiveness, he now noted, was marred by the presence of an ugly little atom gun in her right hand. "I don*t see why," said Willus seriously. "Do you mean to stand there pointing a double-atomic cathartic DeLameter barytron blaster at me and not let me have even an eyebrow?" The girl looked away "I don't care," she said sullenlv. A girl has to have some fun. It's getting so you can't kill anybody without somebody making a fuss. Fuss it's one thing and then it's that I don't like it." "Who are you? asked Willus, who.was now beginning to take in such minor details as eyes and hair. "I'm a paradox," she answered, sadly.*I'm supposed to be the Girl from Infinity - ." *Ah," cried Willus. "...but I've never been out of Infinity so I can't possibly be from it. It's very confusing." "I can imagine," began Willus, and was about to go on to how what she needed was someone