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Snide, issue 2, February 1941
Page 10
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and stood up. 'Where is my toupee?' he hissed violently. 'Look,' exclaimed Otto. 'I have a beard.' Captain Past stepped over to Otto's side and strange noises followed. Captain Past returned to the controls, calmly replacing his mussed mop. He glanced back and smiled grimly as he saw Otto trying desperately to untangle his legs from around his neck. Captain Past then picked up two large pistons, which evidently had fallen from the motor, which was located on the roof, now at least. As he went to replace them a horrible cry came from outside. 'My feet!' screamed Drag. 'Sorry old boy,' said the Wizard of Silence, and he quickly reconnected the robot's large tootsies. He went over to Otto and helped him untangle his legs, then, picking up the Liver, he stepped from the ship. Otto heard a crash! 'Watch your step,' came Captain Past's rather annoyed voice, 'We are still a mile off the ground." In a minute Otto landed the ship and ran to his master's side. He picked it up and put it back on the rest of Captain Past's body, and carried him over to where his feet lay. Replacing them with a confident smile, he picked up Cap's toupee, which was again missing, and replaced it atop the gleaming globe that was the Captain's cranium. 'Where is the Liver?' asked Captain Past. Otto glanced around and said: 10
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and stood up. 'Where is my toupee?' he hissed violently. 'Look,' exclaimed Otto. 'I have a beard.' Captain Past stepped over to Otto's side and strange noises followed. Captain Past returned to the controls, calmly replacing his mussed mop. He glanced back and smiled grimly as he saw Otto trying desperately to untangle his legs from around his neck. Captain Past then picked up two large pistons, which evidently had fallen from the motor, which was located on the roof, now at least. As he went to replace them a horrible cry came from outside. 'My feet!' screamed Drag. 'Sorry old boy,' said the Wizard of Silence, and he quickly reconnected the robot's large tootsies. He went over to Otto and helped him untangle his legs, then, picking up the Liver, he stepped from the ship. Otto heard a crash! 'Watch your step,' came Captain Past's rather annoyed voice, 'We are still a mile off the ground." In a minute Otto landed the ship and ran to his master's side. He picked it up and put it back on the rest of Captain Past's body, and carried him over to where his feet lay. Replacing them with a confident smile, he picked up Cap's toupee, which was again missing, and replaced it atop the gleaming globe that was the Captain's cranium. 'Where is the Liver?' asked Captain Past. Otto glanced around and said: 10
e se levantou. "Onde está minha peruca?" ele grunhiu violentamente. "Olhe", exclamou Otto, 'Eu tenho uma barba". Capitão Past parou ao lado de Otto e estranhos barulhos se seguiram. Capitão Past voltou para os controles, ajeitando sua peruca bagunçada calmamente. Ele olhou para trás e sorriu sombiamente ao ver Otto tentando desesperadamente desenroscar suas pernas do pescoço. Capitão Past então pegou dois grandes pistões, os quais evidentemente cairam do motor, que agora estava localizado no teto. Quando foi substituí-los, um choro horrível veio do lado de fora. "Meu pé!" gritou Drag. "Desculpa velhote", disse o Feiticeiro do Silêncio, e ele rapidamente reconectou os grandes pés do robo. Ele correu para Otto e o ajudou a sesembaralhar suas pernas, então, levantando Liver, ele saiu do navio. Otto ouviu um barulho! "Olhe por onde anda", soou a voz do Capitão Past um tanto quanto irritada, " Ainda estamos a mais de uma milha do chão". Em um minuto Otto ancorou o navio e correu para o lado de seu mestre. Ele o pegou e o juntou com o resto do corpo de Capitão Past, carregando-o par onde seu pé estava. O colocando de volta com um sorriso confiante, ele pegou a peruca do Capitão, que novamente estava faltando e a ajeitou no globo brilhante que era o crânio do Capitão. "Aonde está Liver?", perguntou o Capitão Past. Otto deu uma olhada em volta e disse:
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