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Sun Spots, v. 4, issue 3, whole no. 15, February 1941
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February, 1941. SUN SPOTS Page 8. I'd heard enough. Quietly I slipped out of the door. Whilst hurrying away into the dank night, my last few pennies bounced out of my picket. As I ran I reflected, bitterly. . . . . [[underline]]THE END[[end underline]] [[underline]]HISTORY OF THE FOOLISH AGE--1910-2000.[[end underline]] by (Someone who forgot to sign his name) --19,1000 Edition The ruler of america. It is hard to understand how between the year 1930 and 2000 the people could have done so many ununderstandable things. Their ruler, Uncle Sam by name, seems to be a very wise person, yet his children, who at one time populated a country known as the USA of America, did many incomprehensible things. these will be further discussed in the next chapter. Little is known of the outstanding character, Uncle Sam. His birthdate is placed somewhere between 1850 and 1865. He lived an abnormal life, possessing the vital spark until sometime in the late twenty fourth century, when he and his country were distroyed by the invading dunjars. Still less is known of the appearance of Uncle Sam,(occasionally refered to as 'the father of his country'). He is supposed to present a dominating figure and wear a long beard. (this beard, which was composed of a hairy substance was not considered a mark of savagry in those days, as it is now. The men and women of that time were very prowd of their hair!) Uncle Sam had the usual characteristics of the other people of his era as far as we know. To use he would seem very crude, as he possessed only two eyes instead of three and from his hands there grew only half as many fingers as we own. These people of long ago were indeed strange sights. Their peculiar habits:(1.)--In regard to death-- These ancients had very different forms of death from ours. it seems they must have been very frail people, for such careless exertians as kicking the bucket or being taken for a ride was sure to cause them to go West where they died. The great burial ground in the West has been searched for by archiologests for the past two centuries, but no remains of our forefathers have as yet been uncovered.-----(2)--Religion--Perhaps quite as strange as their religion, far different from our Universal Science Understanding. These dwellers of the Twentieth Century believed in a great magician called Chris Columbus. He was the first man to fly across the ocean and discover the USA of America, and because of this simple feat the people worshiped him and thought him a magician who could work miracles! [[underline]]THE END[[end underline]] It would be greatly appreciated if the author would reveal his name. --eds.
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February, 1941. SUN SPOTS Page 8. I'd heard enough. Quietly I slipped out of the door. Whilst hurrying away into the dank night, my last few pennies bounced out of my picket. As I ran I reflected, bitterly. . . . . [[underline]]THE END[[end underline]] [[underline]]HISTORY OF THE FOOLISH AGE--1910-2000.[[end underline]] by (Someone who forgot to sign his name) --19,1000 Edition The ruler of america. It is hard to understand how between the year 1930 and 2000 the people could have done so many ununderstandable things. Their ruler, Uncle Sam by name, seems to be a very wise person, yet his children, who at one time populated a country known as the USA of America, did many incomprehensible things. these will be further discussed in the next chapter. Little is known of the outstanding character, Uncle Sam. His birthdate is placed somewhere between 1850 and 1865. He lived an abnormal life, possessing the vital spark until sometime in the late twenty fourth century, when he and his country were distroyed by the invading dunjars. Still less is known of the appearance of Uncle Sam,(occasionally refered to as 'the father of his country'). He is supposed to present a dominating figure and wear a long beard. (this beard, which was composed of a hairy substance was not considered a mark of savagry in those days, as it is now. The men and women of that time were very prowd of their hair!) Uncle Sam had the usual characteristics of the other people of his era as far as we know. To use he would seem very crude, as he possessed only two eyes instead of three and from his hands there grew only half as many fingers as we own. These people of long ago were indeed strange sights. Their peculiar habits:(1.)--In regard to death-- These ancients had very different forms of death from ours. it seems they must have been very frail people, for such careless exertians as kicking the bucket or being taken for a ride was sure to cause them to go West where they died. The great burial ground in the West has been searched for by archiologests for the past two centuries, but no remains of our forefathers have as yet been uncovered.-----(2)--Religion--Perhaps quite as strange as their religion, far different from our Universal Science Understanding. These dwellers of the Twentieth Century believed in a great magician called Chris Columbus. He was the first man to fly across the ocean and discover the USA of America, and because of this simple feat the people worshiped him and thought him a magician who could work miracles! [[underline]]THE END[[end underline]] It would be greatly appreciated if the author would reveal his name. --eds.
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