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Imagination, v. 1, issue2, whole no. 2, November 1937
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12 IT HAPND IN HYPR-SPACE, by Hanky Panky. [signed Barry Kuttner?] Once was a man flew in a rage & got in such a tension He found himslef abruptly in an alien dimension. & a tesseract perceivd him as he jibrd & he cust " passionately pursued him with unbrdled shrieks of lust. " all th 4th dimension rang with noises loud & clamorous --For [underlined] nothng's Noisyr'n a tesseract gone amorous! She chased him down th windings of a nonEuclidean st & he stole a look behind him & then fled with frantic ft. But at last she got him cornd when he tript on an equation & she clutcht him by the trouserseat with litl hesitation " " dragd him as he strugld to her strangely angld dwelling " " dropt him in th bathtub & listend to him yelling " " murmurd "Call me 'Tessie'" & she artfully carest him " " showd him her continuum & to her bosom prest him... & now behold what hapns to a felo who is blameless If he get into th Toils of one like Tessie who is shameless! For, a key was thrust within Th lock; th door was opend wide & Tessie titrd [underlined] "Husband!" as [underlined] Something Swept inside. & It pickt th hapless human up & dumpt him in th can. For-- Tessie, she was marryd to...a TESSERACKERMAN..! ************************* FOOLOSOFY by Kno Knuth Ing. Combined with SCIENTIFICRAX, V. Swyptem. On Tablets of Genuine... Jackswatika it sagely is inscribed: Feedng fuel to th fires of life only makes it burn fastr. Don't be a-- fuel./ Anny: I bought a dress th othr day to put on around my house. Monjo--"Mygosh! how big's Ur house?!" / On bits of blotng paper it is etcht in acid: A criminal is like a hardboild egg, yelo inside. Jogo: Sis, d'U use toothpaste? Pogo: Y, none of my teeth'r loose! / On pgs of pure bluff it is bleacht by peroxide: A man with a Big Front can be hit in back! / Roy: Did U hear about ***? (We tactfully delete this name, our Director's, due to th embarrassmnt it'd cause Russ were he to be idetifyd as th "party of th first pt" in connexion this shameful episode.) He was [underlined] so inebriated he stumbld out a 12 story windo &, maybe it dozen make sense, but--he's alive! U See, he was wearng his [underlined] lite Fall suit! Rob, dry (Martini)ly: Or "Death Takes an Achoholiday". / Rockets to th rite of em, ditto to th left --Rays in front of em, Atomblastrs in back... By Hamilton, hissit noisy!! --RDBradbury, "That's all, folks!"
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12 IT HAPND IN HYPR-SPACE, by Hanky Panky. [signed Barry Kuttner?] Once was a man flew in a rage & got in such a tension He found himslef abruptly in an alien dimension. & a tesseract perceivd him as he jibrd & he cust " passionately pursued him with unbrdled shrieks of lust. " all th 4th dimension rang with noises loud & clamorous --For [underlined] nothng's Noisyr'n a tesseract gone amorous! She chased him down th windings of a nonEuclidean st & he stole a look behind him & then fled with frantic ft. But at last she got him cornd when he tript on an equation & she clutcht him by the trouserseat with litl hesitation " " dragd him as he strugld to her strangely angld dwelling " " dropt him in th bathtub & listend to him yelling " " murmurd "Call me 'Tessie'" & she artfully carest him " " showd him her continuum & to her bosom prest him... & now behold what hapns to a felo who is blameless If he get into th Toils of one like Tessie who is shameless! For, a key was thrust within Th lock; th door was opend wide & Tessie titrd [underlined] "Husband!" as [underlined] Something Swept inside. & It pickt th hapless human up & dumpt him in th can. For-- Tessie, she was marryd to...a TESSERACKERMAN..! ************************* FOOLOSOFY by Kno Knuth Ing. Combined with SCIENTIFICRAX, V. Swyptem. On Tablets of Genuine... Jackswatika it sagely is inscribed: Feedng fuel to th fires of life only makes it burn fastr. Don't be a-- fuel./ Anny: I bought a dress th othr day to put on around my house. Monjo--"Mygosh! how big's Ur house?!" / On bits of blotng paper it is etcht in acid: A criminal is like a hardboild egg, yelo inside. Jogo: Sis, d'U use toothpaste? Pogo: Y, none of my teeth'r loose! / On pgs of pure bluff it is bleacht by peroxide: A man with a Big Front can be hit in back! / Roy: Did U hear about ***? (We tactfully delete this name, our Director's, due to th embarrassmnt it'd cause Russ were he to be idetifyd as th "party of th first pt" in connexion this shameful episode.) He was [underlined] so inebriated he stumbld out a 12 story windo &, maybe it dozen make sense, but--he's alive! U See, he was wearng his [underlined] lite Fall suit! Rob, dry (Martini)ly: Or "Death Takes an Achoholiday". / Rockets to th rite of em, ditto to th left --Rays in front of em, Atomblastrs in back... By Hamilton, hissit noisy!! --RDBradbury, "That's all, folks!"
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