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Le Zombie, v. 5, issue 3, whole no. 50, November-December 1942

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"YOUR SNOOPING REPORTER AT THE MICHICONFERENCE"
Scenario by Walt Liebscher
Sculpture by Al Ashley
(I) Manson Brackney's feet are so sensitive that he can stand on a piece of chewing gum and tell you what flavor it is!
(II) Oliver E. Saari gets all his story ideas from his little brother Willie, who is 2 years old. Tis rumored Willie wrote "Door".
(III) Phil Bronson has a wart on his big toe. Said wart resembles a person known as Snulbug.
(IV) Sam Russell is so crosseyed, everytinme he puts a nickle in a gum machine, he gets stamps
(V) Abby Lu Ashley has so many wrinkles on her head she has to screw her hat in!
(VI) Niel DeJack plays the harmonics and collects money in a tin cup. He can also bark like a dog.
(VII) Jane Tucker has false eyelashes. They are so long, everytime she blinks she sweeps the floor.
(VIII) Claude Degler is Anthony Gilmore
(IX) Dr Alan Becker once played the fiddle for the Czar.
(X) Tommy Tomkins, when asked what a canal was, stated: "A canal is a small stream of water made by man"
(XI) Jack Wiedenbeck has leaping freckles. They start from his feet and work they way towards his head--thence inside to the vacuum.
(XII) E E Evans has a unique hobby. He studies and classifies skin diseases and blemishes. He is often heard stating: "Fans are the swellest pimples." 
(XIII) Marvin Levine can imitate the mating call of the whifle bird
(XIV) Bob Tucker, when confronted with the "Z" puzzle, said: "My mother never showed me how to do it"
[image text] M-m-m-m-STRAWBERRY!

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**(4)** "YOUR SNOOPING REPORTER AT THE MICHICONFERENCE" Scenario by Walt Liebscher Sculpture by Al Ashley (I) Manson Brackney's feet are so sensitive that he can stand on a piece of chewing gum and tell you what flavor it is! (II) Oliver E. Saari gets all his story ideas from his little brother Willie, who is 2 years old. Tis rumored Willie wrote "Door". (III) Phil Bronson has a wart on his big toe. Said wart resembles a person known as Snulbug. (IV) Sam Russell is so crosseyed, everytinme he puts a nickle in a gum machine, he gets stamps (V) Abby Lu Ashley has so many wrinkles on her head she has to screw her hat in! (VI) Niel DeJack plays the harmonics and collects money in a tin cup. He can also bark like a dog. (VII) Jane Tucker has false eyelashes. They are so long, everytime she blinks she sweeps the floor. (VIII) Claude Degler is Anthony Gilmore (IX) Dr Alan Becker once played the fiddle for the Czar. (X) Tommy Tomkins, when asked what a canal was, stated: "A canal is a small stream of water made by man" (XI) Jack Wiedenbeck has leaping freckles. They start from his feet and work they way towards his head--thence inside to the vacuum. (XII) E E Evans has a unique hobby. He studies and classifies skin diseases and blemishes. He is often heard stating: "Fans are the swellest pimples." (XIII) Marvin Levine can imitate the mating call of the whifle bird (XIV) Bob Tucker, when confronted with the "Z" puzzle, said: "My mother never showed me how to do it" [image text] M-m-m-m-STRAWBERRY!