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Le Zombie, v. 5, issue 3, whole no. 50, November-December 1942

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(XV) Doc Smith is now raising chickens. Recently he crossed a chicken and a parrot. When asked what "that thing" was, he waved his hand and answered nonchalantly: "A Chickadorian." 
(XVI) Harris M. Schmarje (Author, Columnist, Critique) is the great grandfather of all jerks.
(XV) Frank Robinson is the reincarnation of the Uriah Heep.
[image text] MICHICON 18 PARSECS
(XVI) Al Ashley was hit on the head so hard, he had to unbutton his spats to get his ears out.
(XVII) Dalvan Coger's picture was sent to Ripley. No! Ripley never refused to believe it, but he did ask where they ever got a harness for it.
(XVII) Earl Perry at the age of just 2 months, made that famous dash to the Pole with his uncle, the Admiral. This accounts for his frozen puss, it is said.
(XVIII) Dorothy Tomkins' secret ambition is to be a bubble dancer.
(XIX) Walt Liebscher's suppressed desire is to be a rooster with red pants.
(XX) Present at roll call were 23 people and Dick Kuhn. Professions represented were: 7 meteorite miners, 2 zwilniks, 2 xeno brewers, 1 shylock of space, 1 rocket gooser, 4 Venusian well-diggers, 1 Martian canal cleaner, 1 Mercurian furrier, 1 Plutonian ice peddler, 3 shimmy dancers from Lyrane II, and Dick Kuhn.
It was a great conference!

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**(5)** (XV) Doc Smith is now raising chickens. Recently he crossed a chicken and a parrot. When asked what "that thing" was, he waved his hand and answered nonchalantly: "A Chickadorian." (XVI) Harris M. Schmarje (Author, Columnist, Critique) is the great grandfather of all jerks. (XV) Frank Robinson is the reincarnation of the Uriah Heep. [image text] MICHICON 18 PARSECS (XVI) Al Ashley was hit on the head so hard, he had to unbutton his spats to get his ears out. (XVII) Dalvan Coger's picture was sent to Ripley. No! Ripley never refused to believe it, but he did ask where they ever got a harness for it. (XVII) Earl Perry at the age of just 2 months, made that famous dash to the Pole with his uncle, the Admiral. This accounts for his frozen puss, it is said. (XVIII) Dorothy Tomkins' secret ambition is to be a bubble dancer. (XIX) Walt Liebscher's suppressed desire is to be a rooster with red pants. (XX) Present at roll call were 23 people and Dick Kuhn. Professions represented were: 7 meteorite miners, 2 zwilniks, 2 xeno brewers, 1 shylock of space, 1 rocket gooser, 4 Venusian well-diggers, 1 Martian canal cleaner, 1 Mercurian furrier, 1 Plutonian ice peddler, 3 shimmy dancers from Lyrane II, and Dick Kuhn. It was a great conference!