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Scene:  That pandemoniac Ashley living room.

Walt, to Jack:  Don't you think Al's face looks cadaverous and consumtive?

Al, in dead seriousness:  Oh, that's easily explained.  I haven't enough teeth to fill out my cheeks.  As for my face, my hide is too tough to let the bleed vessels bring any color into it.

Walt, to Jack:  Curious creature, isn't he?

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Scene:  The Ashley kitchen, Walt bubbles in the door, fresh from work.

Walt: Gosh it sure is going to be tough sledding tomorrow.

Abby Lu:  How come?

Walt: No snow.

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Scene:  The Ashley dinner table, surrounded by the usual hungry horde.

Al:  Gosh, I wonder what it would be like to be a dumb Liebscher.

Abby Lu:  Oh Junior can't help it if he is ignorant.

Wiedenbeck:  I'm afraid he's a hopeless case.

Walt:  Oh well, at least i've got my taste buds.

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

Al: Walt can you make goose pimples at will?  I can.

Walt:  I don't believe it.  Elucidate pictorially.

Al strives valiantly to make goose pimples appear on the skin of his forearms.  But he fails utterly. Walt loses interest and goes into the living room.
Suddenly:

Abby:  Hey Walt, come here, he's done it.

Sure enough, Al's arm was resplendent with a bevy of goose pimples.

Walt:  I wouldn't have believed it.  How do you do it?

Al:  I think of a knife scraping an aluminum pan.

Walt:  How come it didn't work before.

Al: I was thinking of the wrong kind of knife.

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

And so it goes, day in, day out, Puns, cracks, jokes, chatter.  Do you wonder why I love it.  Fun, you bet it's fun.  I pity the fans who live far from other fans.  We have out minute differences, our little squabbles but the fun we have far exceeds anything a lone fan could imagine.  Moral:  Move to Slan Shack.

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21 Scene: That pandemoniac Ashley living room. Walt, to Jack: Don't you think Al's face looks cadaverous and consumtive? Al, in dead seriousness: Oh, that's easily explained. I haven't enough teeth to fill out my cheeks. As for my face, my hide is too tough to let the bleed vessels bring any color into it. Walt, to Jack: Curious creature, isn't he? (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Scene: The Ashley kitchen, Walt bubbles in the door, fresh from work. Walt: Gosh it sure is going to be tough sledding tomorrow. Abby Lu: How come? Walt: No snow. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Scene: The Ashley dinner table, surrounded by the usual hungry horde. Al: Gosh, I wonder what it would be like to be a dumb Liebscher. Abby Lu: Oh Junior can't help it if he is ignorant. Wiedenbeck: I'm afraid he's a hopeless case. Walt: Oh well, at least i've got my taste buds. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Al: Walt can you make goose pimples at will? I can. Walt: I don't believe it. Elucidate pictorially. Al strives valiantly to make goose pimples appear on the skin of his forearms. But he fails utterly. Walt loses interest and goes into the living room. Suddenly: Abby: Hey Walt, come here, he's done it. Sure enough, Al's arm was resplendent with a bevy of goose pimples. Walt: I wouldn't have believed it. How do you do it? Al: I think of a knife scraping an aluminum pan. Walt: How come it didn't work before. Al: I was thinking of the wrong kind of knife. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) And so it goes, day in, day out, Puns, cracks, jokes, chatter. Do you wonder why I love it. Fun, you bet it's fun. I pity the fans who live far from other fans. We have out minute differences, our little squabbles but the fun we have far exceeds anything a lone fan could imagine. Moral: Move to Slan Shack.