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Pogorus, v. 1, issue 1, 1942
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"QUOTE AND UNQUOTE" EDITED BY LARRY SMITH [[?]] ART JOQUIL: Darling, as I kissed you then, love was born. SWEET YOUNG THING: That's fine, dear, but wipe the birthmark off your lips. ****** Sign on the front gate of the Dan Lyons [[?]]: "Salesmen and canvassers barred. P. S. EXCEPT THOSE WITH FREE SAMPLES !" ******** A minister was asked by Wes Ste[[?]] to say prayers on Sunday for Anna Bell. The clergyman did so. A few days later the pastor asked Wes if he desired prayers for Anna Bell to be repeated. "No, thanks," replied St[[?]]. "She won last Wednesday at seven to one." ******* Jane Lyons says that a woman's fondest wish is to be weighed and found wanting. ******* BLONDE: Is Yorke a wise boy? RED HEAD: No, dear, you'll like him. ******* HOFFMAN: My family dates from the Revolution. ED CHAMBERLIN: I don't know about my family, but I've been dating from the time I was sixteen. ****** SENTRY: Halt, who's there? JACK [[?]]: American. SENTRY: Advance and recite the [[?]] verse[[?]] of the Star Spangled Banner. JACK: I don't know it. SENTRY: Proceed, American. ******* "Say, boss," said the busy tramp[[?]]], "did you tell me where I kin git 15[[cent symbol]] for a bed[[?]]?" "Certainly," answered [[?]], kindly. "Bring the bed to me, and if it's worth fifteen cents, I'll buy it."
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"QUOTE AND UNQUOTE" EDITED BY LARRY SMITH [[?]] ART JOQUIL: Darling, as I kissed you then, love was born. SWEET YOUNG THING: That's fine, dear, but wipe the birthmark off your lips. ****** Sign on the front gate of the Dan Lyons [[?]]: "Salesmen and canvassers barred. P. S. EXCEPT THOSE WITH FREE SAMPLES !" ******** A minister was asked by Wes Ste[[?]] to say prayers on Sunday for Anna Bell. The clergyman did so. A few days later the pastor asked Wes if he desired prayers for Anna Bell to be repeated. "No, thanks," replied St[[?]]. "She won last Wednesday at seven to one." ******* Jane Lyons says that a woman's fondest wish is to be weighed and found wanting. ******* BLONDE: Is Yorke a wise boy? RED HEAD: No, dear, you'll like him. ******* HOFFMAN: My family dates from the Revolution. ED CHAMBERLIN: I don't know about my family, but I've been dating from the time I was sixteen. ****** SENTRY: Halt, who's there? JACK [[?]]: American. SENTRY: Advance and recite the [[?]] verse[[?]] of the Star Spangled Banner. JACK: I don't know it. SENTRY: Proceed, American. ******* "Say, boss," said the busy tramp[[?]]], "did you tell me where I kin git 15[[cent symbol]] for a bed[[?]]?" "Certainly," answered [[?]], kindly. "Bring the bed to me, and if it's worth fifteen cents, I'll buy it."
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